Christmas Card for Wife – You Only Drink on Two Occasions

Add a little festive mischief to your wife’s Christmas with this funny retro-style greeting card, featuring a vintage-inspired image of a woman enjoying a generous alcoholic drink, surrounded by traditional Christmas motifs.

With its nostalgic design, elegant silver foil finish and witty caption about drinking on two occasions — Christmas and every other time — this card is sure to raise a laugh.

Perfect for wives who enjoy a festive tipple and appreciate a cheeky joke, this humorous Christmas card is a fun way to share some seasonal cheer and show your wife she’s loved.

Front Caption:

Merry Christmas to My Wife

You only drink on two occasions. When it’s Christmas, and when it’s not!

Inside Message:

With love at Christmas

Product Features:

• Occasion: Christmas
• Design: Vintage retro illustration of a woman enjoying a large alcoholic drink, decorated with snowflakes, pine cones and holly leaves
• Finish: Silver foil detailing
• Style: Humorous, cheeky and retro
• Ideal for: Wives who enjoy a festive tipple and appreciate a playful Christmas joke
• Envelope: Included