Home / Rude / My Wife Only Wears Half The Shoes She Buys Rude Greetings Card My Wife Only Wears Half The Shoes She Buys Rude Greetings Card£2.99 Online Exclusive. Printed In The UK On FSC Card. Funny and Rude Greetings Card. 2 in stock My Wife Only Wears Half The Shoes She Buys Rude Greetings Card quantity Add to basket Related products Toast To You This Christmas Seasonal Greetings Card £3.49 Add to basket Have a Holly Jolly Christmas Gold Foiled Christmas Card £3.49 Add to basket He Knew When His Wife Arrived Home… Birthday Card £3.49 Add to basket Whoopee It’s Christmas Seasonal Greetings Card £3.49 Add to basket