Home / Rude / My Wife Only Wears Half The Shoes She Buys Rude Greetings Card My Wife Only Wears Half The Shoes She Buys Rude Greetings Card£2.99 Online Exclusive. Printed In The UK On FSC Card. Funny and Rude Greetings Card. 2 in stock My Wife Only Wears Half The Shoes She Buys Rude Greetings Card quantity Add to basket Related products Happy Birthday Babes Alison Hammond Birthday Card £3.49 Add to basket She Laughed So Much Tears Run Down Her Legs! Greetings Card £3.49 Add to basket He Knew When His Wife Arrived Home… Birthday Card £3.49 Add to basket Still Got Your Youth Cartoon Style Birthday Card £3.49 Add to basket