Welcome to Quitting Hollywood: Where Humour Meets Sentiment
Hello, you magnificent human, and welcome to the very first post on our new blog! Think of this as your backstage pass to the world of humour greetings cards—where we turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud memories. Whether you’re hunting down the perfect cheeky quip for your best mate’s birthday or slipping a sarcastic “get well soon” into your mum’s parcel, we’ve got you covered at www.quittinghollywood.com
Our Story: From Sketchbook Scribbles to Premium Puns
It all started in a tiny studio, crammed with mismatched mugs and more Post-its than reason would allow. We care about:
- Humour: Every line is drawn, written and double-checked by someone who cares deeply about your awkward family reunions.
- Quality That Speaks Volumes: We print on FSC card with beautiful finishes so your card lasts longer than your latest Netflix binge.
- Finding the Best Photo’s: We scour the archives for the best images to align with our puns and humour.
We formally launched 40 years ago. Our mission? To remind people that sometimes the best gift is a well-timed gag.
Your Go-To Guide for Picking the Perfect Card
Navigating card aisles—or scouring websites—can feel like a minefield of overused clichés. Here’s our foolproof formula:
- Know Your Audience
– Mum vs. Mate: Sarcasm goes down great with friends, but your Mum might prefer a more gentle pun. – however female harsh humour is also on the up! - Match the Mood
– Celebratory? Try our “Milestone’s” collection with outrageous one-liners.
– Animal humour moment? Our “Paw Play and Feral Friends” ranges will have you coming back for more. We do animal humour better than anyone else! - Consider the Occasion
– Birthdays: cheeky roasts or heartfelt toasts?
– Get Well: a healthy dose of laughter is scientifically proven (well, maybe) to speed recovery.
Behind the Laughs: What’s Coming Next?
This blog isn’t just a page—it’s a playground. Here’s what to expect:
- Reader Showcases: Your favourite real-life reactions, star customer stories and unboxing videos.
- Gift-Giver Hacks: Creative ways to use our cards—DIY wall art, mini-mood boards, you name it.
- Monthly Pun Battles: You vote, we print a limited-run card based on your funniest punchline.
- 4 For 2 on all cards with Free UK Delivery on everything!
- Before you dash off to find the card that speaks your truth, do us a favour:
- Subscribe to be alerted when we launch new cards.
- Follow us on TikTok (@quittinghollywood) for daily pun-packed skits and behind-the-scenes chaos.
- Bookmark this blog, because we’re about to get seriously punny.
- Thanks for stopping by our little corner of the internet. Here’s to more laughter, more fun, and cards that actually get read.
- Stay witty,
The QH Team - P.S.
- Got a burning question about card etiquette? Have an idea for a card? Or just tell us your favourite Quitting Hollywood card. Hit reply or drop a comment below—let’s keep the conversation rolling!