It might be hard to believe but we’re already just a few short weeks away from Christmas. And if you’re spreading the festive cheer throughout the next couple of months with Christmas drinks, office parties, and family and friend get togethers littering your calendar, you will be needing lots of cards written and ready to go! Everybody is different and sometimes finding cards is another stress on your To Do List that you don’t need. At Quitting Hollywood, we have a great quality card for everyone – and fortunately for you, we’ve done the hard work for you! Here is a Christmas card for everyone you know!
For the Parents
Not every funny card is suitable to gift to your parents but if you still want to gift a laugh this Christmas, we have some perfectly respectable but very comical cards! For the dad whose Christmas roast isn’t complete without brussel sprouts, Fart The Herald Angels Sing is a an absolute cracker! And for the ones who feel like their suggestions are never heard, this Alexa card will make them chuckle.
For the mother who always does her best and, failing that, does her worst, the Dear Santa, I’ll Buy My Own Crap card is sure to earn a giggle! And just in case you have parents who are always just a little bit of a pain – and only if they can take a joke – the Can’t Come For Christmas Card hits the nail on the head!
For Friends
For the people who stick by you through thick and thin no matter how your year has gone, a multi-pack of the same boring designs simply won’t do! We have excellent and funny designs for your girlfriends, including Let’s Party Tinsel Tits for the most outgoing of the bunch, What a Load of Baubels for the sarcastic friend who swears that they’re not into Christmas, and for the resident single friend, Three Wise Men – because…surely not! Don’t forget to stock up on the cards that pair perfectly with gifts of alcohol and chocolate like We Three Gins and Chocolate is for Life! (We also don’t condone bullying, but we do have a card that pokes fun at gingers here if you need it!)
For the Pawrents
We all have a friend or family member who just can’t do anything without telling you about their cat or dog, so of course we’ve covered the bases for them too. For parents of dogs, we have this excellent Hairy Christmas card, that we hope encourages them to vacuum the sofa before throwing a Christmas shindig but no promises! And for the cat ladies and cat dads, who are mid-fight trying to keep their hairy Grinches from climbing the Christmas tree and making off with the baubels – that is of course this one!
Spread the festive cheer and find a card that is so perfect, it feels like it was made for them, and make every loved one in your life feel special this Christmas.
Make them laugh this Christmas for less with our 4 for 2 offer on all cards – now that’s one less thing you have to worry about! Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a very happy new year!