About Us

We are Quitting Hollywood and our

origins are shrouded in mystery. So there.

We publish humorous greeting cards.
They are VERY FUNNY indeed.

We've been doing this since 1985, quite a while

when you stop and think about it.

This explains why we are so good at it.

We are based in Basildon, Essex. Not that there's anything funny about that.

We supply loads of leading retailers. Absolutely loads, everyone is catered for
from small independent retailers to major multiple stores.

We also supply our cards overseas & online through various companies.

If you want to know more hit the CONTACT page for details.

We look forward to hearing from you, especially if you know any good jokes.

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Latest News

  • FLIPPIN' FABULOUS

    Pan's Land is the fab new range here at QH, we've taken our years of humour expertise and conjured up a sweet and fun childrens humour range.

    The artwork has been designed using a wonderful screen printed style and been printed on a Veltique uncoated board for a charming vintage matt feel and finished with spot Virko to give a fun and textured look.

    Ages 1-3 have been designed so the artworks are eye-catching and appealing to the age group, whereas the sentiment inside has sweet whimscial poems that are aimed more at the parents.

    Ages 4-6 have been designed with the same eye-catching thought on the page one but the sentiment inside has sweet, suitable jokes for the relevant ages groups to work through to help progress their reading

    Price code 48/HH


     

     

     

     

     

     

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